Things that I miss:

1. The original opening credit/title to Grey's Anatomy
2. The show 'Dinosaurs'
3. TGI Fridays on ABC
4. Cartoon Network before it sucked
5. EasyBake Ovens and those ovens you make bugs and junk in (Yes, I know they still have them, but they're not the same semi-hazardous, you could burn your fingers off in a second like they used to be )
6. Trick or Treating
7. Back when touching someone else didn't warrant a registration on a sex offender's list, especially when you're in school.
8. Those really old computers from back in the early nineties that only had a screen that showed up in green and you played educational games on them, such as the original Oregon Trail and Number Munchers
9. The big ass floppy discs that you had to use for said computers, where you had to flip that little lever to lock it into place.
10. Elementary school when the biggest pain in the ass was running the mile and having to memorize the state capitals.
11. Good Movies
12. Musicals.
13. Book series, such as Arthur, American Girl, Animorphs, Boxcar Children (I know they still have them, but back in their hay-day)
14. Monthly school Book Orders.
15. Old fashioned playgrounds with rocks and metal and hard wood. None of this safety plastic, foam junk.
16. Disney Princess Movies
17. Old-Fashioned Disney ANIMATED movies.
18. Road trips were good enough
19. Big hair
20. Good music, Classic music
21. Fold-Down Campers


Okay, that's all for now!!!!!

Conclusion: This episode was BORING. Apparently there is little to no plot anymore.

I am becoming increasingly disappointed with the visuals, as well. If anything we always had original plots and crazy awesome sets. Not anymore.

As to facilitate the non-procrastination of posting these entries, I'm not even going to expand on them. I'll do a quick once over. But I just don't have time to do any deep review like I would like. *sigh*. So, onward:

Well, it's crazy late, but here's my 3.02 Supernatural DementedNotes entry!

Stephen Colbert Running For President!

Seriously. This is just so cute!

My favorite parts:
The kitten chasing the fish
The kitten missing the table
Closeup cat
The cat tapping the table...
Actually, basically everything past 1:00

So here's my posts to the episode discussion over at Television Without Pity. Yet again, I like to have a central place to, well, file all of my stuff. Otherwise I tend to reference things that I can't source and blah blah blah. But here's what I wrote in response to other's comments and to add my own 2 cents.

Don't get me wrong. I've been a proponent for Supernatural forever. I was all about the postcards, petitions, etc. But here is a very critical review in the form of notes I took during the show of episode 3.01 "The Magnificent Seven". I love Supernatural, but I don't like where it's going. But I'm giving it a chance. So here are my thoughts, throughout the episode. Be aware that I'm seriously like a crack addled chimp and found amusement in odd things and it reads more humor than serious business. Though I totally mean it all.

Note: Obviously spoilers

Rating, taking into account the previous seasons and their premieres: C
Rating, not taking into account what they can do: B

( 3.01: Notes and Thoughts )

So. Back in the day, I made, I believe the term is a "Shit ton" of macros of the 'Tall Tales' Director's Cuts. Random things that amused the Flying Bejesus out of me and still do. Nobody was particularly interested so I stuck them in my Photobucket to rot (which is a good thing because when my old laptop died, taking all fics I had started/finished/ideas/pics/etc with it, I lost them all). But 'lo and behold, I have decided to unearth a couple. Reaction = Positive = MOAR! Reaction = Negative = NO MOAR!




( More Funnies. Well, at least I think so )

Okay. This may be odd, but my spiffy little page counter says that I have been getting a hit from Marshalltown, IA. It's killing me not knowing who it is, since I live very close to Marshalltown. I have family from there, etc, etc. So. Please, whoever you are, stand up, be proud, and settle my curiosity.

THANKS!

And for listening to that, here's a picture!




Isn't it cuuuuuuute!

Note: If you don't want to publicly acknowledge it for whatever reason, then send me an email or AIM! I. Must. Know.

Okay So I admit that I'm a fan and part of what is commonly known as the "Anonymous" webpage. Foxnews (shutter) and others have blamed this page for many stalkings, etc. But whatever. Well, someone googled the phrase "worst fic ever".

You come up with a 44 chapter fic from hell of the Harry Potter variety titled "My Immortal". It makes me want to burn my eyes out. It has over 6000 reviews of loathing. Here are a few of my favorite.


( Oh, Dear God, the Horror. )



Ha. I haven't laughed that hard in forever. This could quite honestly be one of my favorite fics ever. Just for being so blatantly horrible.

Okay So I admit that I'm a fan and part of what is commonly known as the "Anonymous" webpage. Foxnews (shutter) and others have blamed this page for many stalkings, etc. But whatever. Well, someone googled the phrase "worst fic ever".

You come up with a 44 chapter fic from hell of the Harry Potter variety titled "My Immortal". It makes me want to burn my eyes out. It has over 6000 reviews of loathing. Here are a few of my favorite.


( Read more... )

I am curious.

It must have been something damn good. Spray paint? Lighter fluid? Acid? Because you have to know that no normal human being believes the douched-up excrement you posted for all the world to see is actually a good story. No normal human being tells the English language to bend over, grab its ankles and wait to be violated by the horrors you call “writing”. No normal human being thinks that people on a fan fiction site want to read something that diarrhea out of my dog’s ass could write better. And no normal human being thinks that getting “omg! u r such a go0od wrighter!11!1!” reviews from inbred, homosexual circus freaks *actually* makes them a good writer.

Therefore, I must conclude that you were pretty fucked-up on something to post it here.

At least, that’s what I hope, if I am to have any faith left in the rest of humanity.

In case you just can’t see the message behind my philosophical ramblings, I’ll put it into words even you can understand:

YOUR STORY IS SHIT!

Get it through your head, you disgusting, illiterate breeder."







"I especially like the part where Voldemort gives her a gun to kill "Vampire".

'It was…… Voldemort!

“No!” I shouted in a scared voice but then Voldemort shouted “Imperius!” and I couldn’t run away.

“Crookshanks!” I shouted at him. Voldemort fell of his broom and started to scream. I felt bad for him even though I’m a sadist so I stopped.

“Ebony.” he yelled. “Thou must kill Vampire Potter!”'






""Dubleodre started to cockle. Hahahaha! And How due u aspect me to know Ebonys not divisional?"

...what the fuck does that even mean?
Honestly, you need help. And not just regular help, I mean being kicked in the head help."





"That was by far the worst written sex scene I've ever read. EVER.
I mean: "Then he put his thingie into my you-know-what" Seriously. If you can't bring yourself to write penis or vagina, then for heaven's sake DON'T write a sex scene.
By the way, you don't "begin to have an orgasm", either you have one, or you don't. It can be soon, or still far away, but you don't begin to have one.
And there's something called "foreplay". I know that some people prefer to go straight to the main part, but in my opinion sex is not complete without it."



"Haha, I love you, but fuck...I hate you.

I can't decide if your stupidity should make me laugh or weep for the human race and English language."





"You have provided me with lulz...

Best two lines ever:

I ran suicidally to my room and sexily took a steak out

and

I jumped sexily into the pensive.

I can't stop laughing. You are great."







"I cried sexily I just wanted 2 go 2 the commen room and slit my wrists with mi friends while we watched Shark Attak 3 and Saw 2 and do it with Draco but I knew I had 2 do somefing more impotent.

“ABRA KEDABRA!1” I shooted. "





" Lawl!

Oh my god.

You've melted my brain. I'm not even capable of flaming your neanderthalistic mentality, and I was so looking forward to it.

Now it seems I'll need a short stint in a lockdown facility and a two year perscription for Valium.

Congratulations, dear, you really suck."</i>





Ha. I haven't laughed that hard in forever. This could quite honestly be one of my favorite fics ever. Just for being so blatantly horrible.

The last few days have been full of me downloading basically all of the Disney Soundtrack's from my childhood. 'Aladdin', 'Beauty and Beast', 'Cinderella', 'Little Mermaid'. There are two major things that strike me:

1. Why don't they make movies like this anymore. These were the films that could be enjoyed by adults and children alike. But now Disney produces such... juvenile films. The old Disney always seemed to have a deeper meaning that I adored. Plus, I miss musicals. Going to the theater to see the newest Disney Princess/Musical was the highlight of the my childhood.

2. The lyrics to the songs in these movies are far more adult than I remember. For example there are bits and pieces of things in the lyrics of 'Beauty and Beast' that I never connected with as a child. Now it's just *ding* NOW it makes sense. I GET IT NOW.

It's almost like watching them all over again anew, and I LOVE IT.

Where do I get inspiration for my arts and crafts? Through anger and oddities. The anger or otherwise strong feelings compel me to work on, begin, engage in my art, or craft if you'd rather. It's the oddities that inspire me to do what I do. It's those random things that happen day to day that spark something in your mind. Those little things that you remember for weeks but they have no real meaning until you make them into what you want them to mean.

This is a repost of the comment / rant that I posted on a certain community that is near and dear to my heart. I decided to post it here as to keep my rants all nicely filed for future reference.

Rant Regard Ruby on the Promo, the Promo, and *Angst*

I have to admit that the promo gave me a BIT more hope. A little. A Tad. A Smidgen. I think that's based completely on the fact that there was no Bela. I'm so over the damn "I'm the girl that just saved your ass" or whatever the hell Ruby says.

I did notice that the graphics were quite cheesy, but far more expensive than prior seasons. But when it comes down to it, the feel of the promo just didn't seem to jive with the way the show has been constructed up until now.

I know I've ranted before about how originally there was an almost filter of darkness on the actual visual film of the show. And then after much bitching by "Oh, why don't they ever have NICE things happen to them. This show is too dark" people, it got lighter. Did anyone notice an almost... yellow(?) tinge to that? I immediately thought of candle light. But that still bothers me because my immediate connotation is things are now golden (was dark, light). And when did things become gold-like? When the girl's came and Kripke sold out.

I do like the idea of almost suicidal!Sam, though. If they DO end the show at the end of this season, I would love a "Dean dies" and then "Sam commits suicide" scenario.

And, seriously. If the girls' fighting, etc is going to be like what we've seen so far, I am not. amused. What the hell is holding a knife in your hand like that and pulling up going to do? If she was holding it correctly and pulled up? Yes, that would do some damage. If she held it the way she is holding it here and then pulled down? Yes, that would do some damage. But no. She holds it the one way that would do. jack. shit. Plus, if someone grabs her arm, the knife is pointing TOWARDS. HER. BODY. Take her arm/hand and push it towards her and she stabs herself. Done deal.

My disappointment knows no bounds.

Okay, that just got really ranty. lol.