DementedNotes regarding the Season 3 Premiere of Supernatural

A Critical Analysis in Easy To Swallow Pill Form

3.04 “Sin City”

Nuns are scary

those walls or HORRIBLE flat/fake, jesus.

Ha. Jesus, I'm funny.

What is up with the massive fake gore lately.

1. HATE. THIS. BACKGROUND. MUSIC.

Ha. Bobby is homicidal.

Has anyone noticed that Sam is unusually ... happy? And Dean is far more flipant. *sigh* all depth of character is gone.

Sam is wearing the ugliest suit coat ever. Plus, it doesn't appear to fit him right.

Father seems to have a sunburn.

Sibling sex.... wincest. *win*

Dean's friend reminds me of... what's his name. The guy from Buffy/Angel that was friends with Angel. You know what I'm talking about?

There are more women and sex than monsters anymore

Dean has went past loose, past sleazy, to asshole. Possibly asshole frat boy

Sam is such a pansy now. Dean tackles people. Is an asshole. And then Sam gets to literally SPRINKLE holy water?! God. Dammit.

This has become like a really bad version of Buffy.

*COMMERCIALS!*

Anybody else see the shit under her shirt when she's shot? I mean, come on.

Somebody needs to get some face wash

The traps are being used way too much. It's no longer original and is quite boring now.

*COMMERCIALS!*

I'm so unbelievably bored with this that I'm not even particularly paying attention.

.....

Still bored.

Spice, what? Did she just say spice? Spice must flow?

It's totally realistic that he would actually step on the squealing pig slippers.

“Lucifer's Really Real?!” STFU Dean

This entire episode is like a animated tl;dr

I don't like Religious!Sam

WHAT HAPPENED TO THE FUCKING MONSTERS?! I mean, seriously. Is this entire series now only going to be “Oh, another demon with black eyes. Oh, look another one. Hi, Ruby. Dean why are you such an asshole? Hi, Bela. Have sex with you? Well, even though you tried to kill Sam... sure! Why not?! Oh look, another demon! Monsters? Original Storyline? Kick ass music? What is this you speak of?”

Is there really any plot here? It looks vaguely like it has a plot but it's all a cover story for the fact that there isn't. One.

Why are we even thinking about sex with a demon? What happened to Dean hating any and all forms of demons and baddies?

Yeah bitches. It WAS Azazel. That's what you call major fucking meta that comes true. We came up with that as the answer over a year ago, ftw.

Episode is still boring.

Hi Bobby.

Would a gun, a colt/pistol at that, ever be able to make a stone bust EXPLODE?

Fake Rocks are Fake.

This is, I'm sorry to say it and I hope it doesn't offend anyone, but that whole demon break out/make out is retarded.

This Dean is no long the real dean in my opinion. He is Fake!Dean. And Real!Dean would never had told Sam to wait before killing a demon. God be damned Fake!Dean.

Sam shooting things is love, though.

*COMMERCIALS!* The Charmin Bears kind of creep me out. And I love Reaper. Seriously, I do.

I love Bobby's scruffy mustache.

Sam's hair is REALLY light colored right there. Was that even him? Or a double? Because that hair was damned near BLOND.

Okay, I really don't think that was him.

I actually kind of liked that “Go screw yourself, that's why”

Why does Sam hold the guns/knives/etc all.... limply recently?

Those extreme closeups are NOT flattering. With both Sam and Dean. They almost seem to be pudgy with the extreme closeups.

END

Score: C

Reasoning: BORING. AS. FUCK.